Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

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jaidefinichon:
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

(Source: jaidefinichon, via murder-0f-crows)

chicagotribune:

Ay, caramba!

Uproxx has the complete schedule of every episode of FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon.

The marathon lasts 12 days and starts at 9 a.m. Central Time on Thursday, Aug. 21. It ends on Monday, Sept. 1, which just so happens to be Labor Day, at 10:59 p.m. Central Time.

Who needs the Quickie Mart?

During that glorious butt-numbing, couch-indenting time you’ll see 552 episodes and one feature-length movie. The writer, Ashley Burns*, is very clear when she writes “DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WATCH EVERY EPISODE!!!” although she recognizes that people will still try.

*Wait, wait, wait … the last name of the person who wrote this is Burns? Excellent. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, you people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college.

aisforarthur:

you think you gon smoke all that shit without me

(Source: aisforarthur)

aisforarthur:

Wen Tha Blunt 2 Strong - Binky Barnz

aisforarthur:

Wen Tha Blunt 2 Strong - Binky Barnz

fyspringfield:

Look at this smug face. 

fyspringfield:

Look at this smug face. 

thefilmstage:

The first poster for Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight confirms a 2015 release in 70mm.

Niggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thefilmstage:

The first poster for Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight confirms a 2015 release in 70mm.

Niggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aisforarthur:

actual pbs kids dialouge